Space Balls

SPACEBALLS

Once upon a time warp....
In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as . . .
Spaceballs.
Chapter Eleven
The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia.
Today is Princess Vespa's wedding day. Unbeknownst to the princess, but knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above...

Starships

Starfighters

• Eagle Five
• Mercedes 2001 STL Limited Edition
• Spaceball Landspeeder

Capital

• Deep Space Gas Station
• Spaceball One Battle Ship
• Spaceball One (by thedemonapostle)

Cannon Fodder

• Average Asshole
• Average Spaceball Trooper ("Ping-pongs")
• Stunt Double
• Camera Crewman

Races & Droids

• Apemen
• Dink-dinks
• DM-1 Droid Maids
• Huts
• Mawgs
• V1 Domo Droids
• Yogurtians

Items

• Giant Combs
• Holographic Fortune Cookies
• Industrial Strength Hairdryer
• Liquid Schwartz
• Perri-Air
• Pre-production Copy of Spaceballs: The Movie
• Spaceball One blaster rifles
• Spaceballs the Flamethrower

The Schwartz

• The Schwartz
• Schwartz Rings

Schwartz Powers

• Block Schwartz Blade

Skills

• Vulcan Neck Pinch
• Ricochet Shots

Planets

• Druidia
• Vega
• Spaceball
• Earth

Characters

• Captain Lone Starr, Human Space Bum & Prince
• Barfolomew "Barf," Mawg First Mate
• Princess Vespa, Druish Princess
• Dot Matrix, DM-1 Droid Maid
• Yogurt, Schwartz Master
• Dark Helmet, Evil Schwartz User
• Colonel Sanders, Captain of Spaceball One
• President Skroob, President of planet Spaceball
• Pizza the Hutt