Space Balls

SPACEBALLS

Once upon a time warp....
In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as . . .
Spaceballs.
Chapter Eleven
The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia.
Today is Princess Vespa's wedding day. Unbeknownst to the princess, but knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above...

Starships

Starfighters

1. Eagle Five
2. Mercedes 2001 STL Limited Edition
3. Spaceball Landspeeder

Capital

1. Deep Space Gas Station
2. Spaceball One Battle Ship
3. Spaceball One (by thedemonapostle)

Cannon Fodder

1. Average Asshole
2. Average Spaceball Trooper ("Ping-pongs")
3. Stunt Double
4. Camera Crewman

Races & Droids

1. Apemen
2. Dink-dinks
3. DM-1 Droid Maids
4. Huts
5. Mawgs
6. V1 Domo Droids
7. Yogurtians

Items

1. Giant Combs
2. Holographic Fortune Cookies
3. Industrial Strength Hairdryer
4. Liquid Schwartz
5. Perri-Air
6. Pre-production Copy of Spaceballs: The Movie
7. Spaceball One blaster rifles
8. Spaceballs the Flamethrower

The Schwartz

1. The Schwartz
2. Schwartz Rings

Schwartz Powers

1. Block Schwartz Blade

Skills

1. Vulcan Neck Pinch
2. Ricochet Shots

Planets

1. Druidia
2. Vega
3. Spaceball
4. Earth

Characters

1. Captain Lone Starr, Human Space Bum & Prince
2. Barfolomew "Barf," Mawg First Mate
3. Princess Vespa, Druish Princess
4. Dot Matrix, DM-1 Droid Maid
5. Yogurt, Schwartz Master
6. Dark Helmet, Evil Schwartz User
7. Colonel Sanders, Captain of Spaceball One
8. President Scroob, President of planet Spaceball
9. Pizza the Hutt