Editing Spaceball One Battle Ship

[[File:Spaceball One 1.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Model of Spaceball One]]
[[File:Spaceball One 2.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Rear of ship]]
[[File:Spaceball One 3.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Spaceball One: "Mega Maid"]]

'''Craft''': Spaceball One<br />'''Type''': Custom Transforming Battle Ship<br />'''Scale''': Capital<br />'''Length''': 20km<br />'''Crew''': 50,000; Gunners: 645<br />'''Passengers''': 200,000<br />'''Cargo Capacity''': 50 million tons<br />'''Consumables''': 10 years<br />'''Hyperdrive Multiplier''': (Light X2) (Ridiculous X1) (Ludicrous X1/2)<br />'''Backup''': x10<br />'''Nav Computer''': Yes<br />'''Maneuverability''': 0D<br />'''Space''': 7<br />'''Atmosphere''': 350; 1000 kmh<br />'''Hull''': 6D<br />'''Shields''': 6D<br />'''Sensors''':
*Passive: 500/1D
*Scan: 700/2D
*Search: 1000/3D
*Focus: 100/5D
'''Weapons''':
*'''200 Turbolaser Cannons'''
: Scale: Capital<br />Fire Arc: 30 Fore, 30 Aft, 60 Starboard, 60 Port,<br />20 Turret<br />Crew: 1<br />Fire Control: 2D<br />Space: 10-30/120/250<br />Atmosphere: 1km-3km/12km/25km<br />Damage: 6D
*'''200 Ion Cannons'''
: Scale: Capital<br />Fire Arc: 30 Fore, 30 Aft, 60 Starboard, 60 Port,<br />20 Turret<br />Crew: 1<br />Fire Control: 2D<br />Space: 10-30/120/250<br />Atmosphere: 1km-3km/12km/25km<br />Damage: 5D Ionization
*'''1 Super Tractor Beam'''
: Scale: Death Star, but can focus on Starfighter scale objects<br />Fire Arc: Fore<br />Crew: 5<br />Fire Control: 3D<br />Space: 20-50/200/400<br />Atmosphere: 2km-3km/20km/40km<br />Strength: 2D
*'''50 Tractor Beams'''
: Scale: Capital<br />Fire Arc: 5 Fore, 5 Aft, 15 Starboard, 15 Port, 10<br />Turret<br />Crew: 2<br />Fire Control: 1D<br />Space: 7-20/40/70<br />Atmosphere: 700m-2km/4km/7km<br />Strength: 5D
*'''60 Spaceball X Missile Tubes'''
: Scale: Capital<br />Fire Arc: 10 Fore, 10 Aft, 20 Starboard, 20 Port<br />Crew: 2<br />Fire Control: 1D<br />Space: 20-40/100/200<br />Atmosphere: 2km-4km/10km/20km<br />Damage: 8D
*'''Vaccu-Suck Atmospheric Removal System'''
: Scale: Death Star<br />Crew: 20<br />Effect: removes all air from a planet's atmosphere

'''Transporter System'''
*'''Effect''': Teleports crew members from place to place. Has a difficulty of moderate to operate. Failure can be fatal, humiliating, or often both.

'''Metamorphosis Matrix'''
*'''Effect''': Transforms Spaceball One into (dumdum-dum) Mega Maid, a giant cleaning lady. They can only use the Vaccu-Suck in this mode. She has a Strength of 3D (Capital scale) and a Dexterity of 2D (Capital scale). Spaceball One is the largest ship in the galaxy capable of making planetary landings. It contains a torture chamber, a three-ring circus, a shopping mall, a zoo, and live musicians for incidental music. Its bridge crew consists of members of the Asshole family, who serve loyally. It has a full complement of support vehicles, and a full 5000 spaceball troopers. A self-destruct mechanism is located just under and behind the bridge (in the core of Mega Maid's head). The commander of Spaceball One is Colonel Sanders, loyal servant of President Scroob, and Dark Helmet, master of the Down Side of the Schwartz.

'''Note''': The scale of this ship is probably very incorrect, but it is a comedy, and no attempt was made to keep the scale constant there. As a matter of fact, in the film itself, the ship either appears to be really huge (opening), the size of a Super Star Destroyer (when attacking the Mercedes), or larger than the Death Star 2(when sucking the air from Druidia). This is my compromise between them.